Big Harry Potter Survey Thingy

General

Are you obsessed with Harry Potter? Not obsessed, but I am a fan.

Could You Prove That Statement In Court? Why would I want to?

Do You Know Any Of The Characters Middle Name’s? Whoever wrote this needs to learn proper grammar…But, yes, I do know middle names.

What’s Hermione’s? Jean

What’s Ron’s? Bilius

What’s Harry’s? James

What’s Ginny’s? Molly

Have You Seen All The Movies? All that are out so far – to my mixed horror

Read All The Books? Yes

What Do You Think Of JKR? I don’t hate her but I don’t like her either.

Favorites

Weasley? Ron

Character, Overall? I don’t have one fav.

Female Character? Hermione

Male Character? Hard decision…

Group Of Characters? Marauders

Adult? Toss up between Remus and Gellert…

Professor? McGonagall

Ship? Harry/Draco

Spell? Avada Kedavra

Sweet? Bloodpops

Place? Hogwarts

Weasley Twin? I like them both equally. Deal.

Product? Uh…I can only have one? T^T

Shop? Weasley’s Wizard Wheexes

Least Favorites

Weasley? Percy – I like him, sometimes, but he is my least fav Weasley

Character, Overall? Umbridge

Female? Umbridge

Male? Fudge

Adult? Umbridge

Student? N/A

Spell? Also N/A

Book? DH with HBP following close behind

Ship? Ginny/Harry – It’s creepy on too many fronts, came out of nowhere, bastardizes both characters involved, and is all about the lust.

Sweet? N/A

Death Eater? Wormtail because he’s a traitor and traitors deserve to burn in the depths of Hell. But, there’s also Bellatrix, because she gets off on torturing people into insanity and that’s just sick.

Shop? N/A

Place? Azkaban and Nurmengard

Professor? Dumbledore – manipulative bastard he was

Couples?

Ron/Hermione? They’re good in the fandom, but their relationship in canon was unhealthy and brought out the worst in both of them. But, at least we could see it coming a mile away…

Harry/Hermione? This ship has a lot of canon proof to it and Hermione and Harry clearly mean a lot to each other. They talk about meaningful things and often get the other to think about things in a different manner then usual.

Harry/Ginny? Creepy. There’s the Oedipal parts to it, the Harry = Tom to it, and then there is the possible Love Potions that might have been used. This couple is clearly all about the sex, they never talk to each other about meaningful things and it happened so suddenly. Then there’s the fact that these two also bring out the worst in each other and had to be completely bastardized to fit this ship.

Harry/Luna? This ship also had potential. Harry and Luna understand aspects of death that no one else in the series does, they talk to each other and understand each other. However, Luna really did seem like she was a lesbian.
Harry/Pansy? No. Just, no. Pansy’s too prejudiced to like a Half-Blood.

Ron/Lavender? Ron was just using her to make Hermione jealous, and from the way she was acting, she was just using him as a notch in her belt. *Shrugs*

Ron/Luna? Again, Luna seems pretty much like a lesbian to me. \

Ron/Pansy? Weasley’s are Blood Traitors, so no.

Ron/Fleur? No, a world of no.

Hermione/Krum? Funny how this person can’t even call him Viktor… Anyway, that relationship always seemed like one of Hermione’s biggest potential mistakes. I mean, seriously? A 17 year old with a 14 year old? There was so much that could have went wrong…especially since Viktor went to a school that practiced Dark Arts.

Hermione/Draco? No. That would never work.

Hermione/Fred OR George? No.

James/Lily? I like them.

Lily/Snape? Why did JKR have to turn Snape into a stalker?! WHY?! But, I like this as long as on Lilly’s side it’s just friendship.

Lily/Sirius? No way.

Lily/Lupin? It would work on paper, but not in practice.

Tonks/Lupin? Tonks was turned into a High School girl who was made useless once rejected, demeaning her in a disgusting way, and Remus was made miserable. No way.

Draco/Pansy? I fully expected this in canon, and yet JKR pulled a random girl out of her ass for Draco. WTH. But, even if I expected it, I didn’t like it.

Fred/Angelina? A good side couple. If I must put him with someone other then his twin.

Bill/Fleur? I really like this couple. They’re good for each other.

Harry/Cho? Their relationship had nothing to do with either of them – it was all about Cedric. So, not a healthy relationship – but Cho needed someone to rebound on.

This Or That?

Harry or Ron? Pre DH = Harry Post DH = Neither

Hermione or Ginny? Hermione

Neville or Seamus? Neville

Snape or Slughorn? Slughorn

Fred Or George? Both, I love them equally

Harry/Ginny or Harry/Hermione? Harry/Hermione

Ron/Hermione or Harry/Hermione? Harry/Hermione

Harry/Hermione or Harry/Luna? Harry/Hermione

Ron/Hermione or Ron/Luna? Ron/Hermione

Hermione/Krum or Harry/Hermione? Harry/Hermione

Ron/Lavender or Ron/Hermione? Ron/Hermione

ButterBeer or Fire Whiskey? Butterbeer

Zonko’s or Weasley’s Wizarding Wheezes? Weasley’s Wizarding Wheezes

Hog’s Head Or The Three Broomsticks? Three Broomsticks

James/Lily or Snape/Lily? James/Lilly

Hogwarts or Hogsmeade? Hogwarts

Hogsmeade Or Diagon Alley? Diagon Alley

Malfoy Manor or Knockturn Alley? Malfoy Manor

Beartie Bott’s or Fizzing Whizbees? Beartie Bott’s

Witch Weekly Or The Daily Prophet? Daily Prophet

Rita Skeeter or Barty Crouch? Crouch, less chance of me killing him

Gryffindor or Ravenclaw? Ravenclaw

Harry Potter Survey!!

Which is your favorite Harry Potter book? Toss up between Chamber of Secrets and Prisoner of Azkaban

Which is your favorite Harry Potter movie? Chamber of Secrets

Who is your favorite HP character(s)? the Trio, Draco, Gellert, and Tom Riddle

What house do you prefer to be in? Slytherin or Ravenclaw

But what house would you think you'll be in? Probably Ravenclaw, I’m too lazy for Slythrin

Which ghost within Hogwarts is your favorite? Bloody Baron

What subject(s) in Hogwarts do you like the best? Transfigurations and Charms

Who is your favorite teacher in Hogwarts? McGonagall

Which position would you want to be in for Quidditch? I wouldn’t play Quidditch

Who would you want to make friends with (character in HP)? Harry and Draco

Which character in the book can you relate to? Harry for some things, Hermione for others, Draco for a lot, and Remus for others still.

What pet would you get? I’d get a kitten my first year so it could grow up with me

If questions:
If you happened to discover the Mirror of Erised, would you look in it? Probably not – I’d be afraid of what I would see.

If your friend was pulled into the Whomping Willow by a black dog, would you jump in and rescue him/her? Yes, even if it meant getting smacked upside the face by failing limbs.

If Sirius Black turned up on your doorstep, what would be your reaction? “OH FUCK!! I’M A MARY-SUE!!! NOOOOOOOO!!”

What would be his reaction to your reaction? “Aaa, no. Harry just told me you could exchange something for my wish.”

If you found out you could speak Parseltongue, who would you tell (characters in the HP books)? Harry.

If you landed yourself in the same situation as Harry was in with Umbridge's detention, would you tell anyone about the marks on your hand? No, I’d kill Umbridge, cut her body up, then go right to the opening of Aragog’s nest and throw her remains there.

More questions:

Who do you want to go to the Yule Ball with (characters in the HP books)? I think I’d go by myself – just to see Harry tripping all over himself. ^^

Post a character that has the same hair color as you do. Hermione

What color comes into your mind when Sirius Black is mentioned? Black – for obvious reasons. ^^

What color comes into your mind when Tonks is mentioned? Violet

What color comes into your mind when Ron is mentioned? Yellow

What color comes into your mind when Hermione is mentioned? Blue

What color comes into your mind when Harry is mentioned? Black

What color comes into your mind when Draco is mentioned? White

Is this quiz getting boring and too long? Yes to both

If you got hold of a bottle of Felix Felicis, what would you drink it for? (Note: it makes you lucky in everything and everything you do won't go wrong.) Nothing, because when it wears off, shit will hit the fan.

Do you like the books more or the movies? Books

Who's your favorite out of the Marauders? Sirius and Remus

What would your Patronus take shape in? A panther

What would be your Animagus form? Either a huge dog or a wolf

This or that:
Sirius Black or Remus Lupin? I have to choose?!

Severus Snape or Sirius Black? Sirius

Hermione or Cho? Cho – we both have the “losing someone we loved” in common

James Potter or Severus Snape? Severus

Hagrid or Snape? Hagrid

The Marauders or The Golden Trio? The Trio

Ability to become Invisible or become an Animagus? Animagus

Fleur or Tonks? Pre HBP = Tonks Post HBP = Fleur

Hermione or Ginny? Hermione

Cedric Diggory or Viktor Krum? Cedric

Luna Lovegood or Cho Chang? Luna!

Dumbledore or Peeves the Poltergeist? Albus

Aragog or Grawp ? Aragog

Zonko's Joke Shop or Honeydukes? Honeydukes

Bertie Botts' Every Flavour Beans or Chocolate Frogs? Chocolate Frogs

Death Eaters or Aurors? Aurors

Dumbledore or Voldemort? Gellert!

Bellatrix Lestrange or Narcissa Malfoy? Narcissa

Would you rather go through the first task or the third task in the Triwizard Tournament? As long as I don’t have to watch someone die in front of me, get tied to a gravestone, fight the Dark Lord, and all that then I say the Third task. If I have to do that stuff, First.

Is this survey fun or boring? Boring

Your FanFiction preferences:
Favorite femslash/het/slash pairings? Why? Luna/Ginny – Luna seems like a lesbian to me, and no matter what JKR says after the fact, I will always believe that. And, Ginny’s character doesn’t have to be bastardized like it had to be for Harry/Ginny to work. Draco/Harry – They’re compatible, Yin and Yang. They also act like little kids with a crush “I like you, so I’m going to tease you!” It’s been proven in canon that they could care about each other if situations were different. HBP Harry stalked Draco for the majority of the school year. Tom Riddle/Harry – So much potential! And, both characters would need a lot of depth to make this work, Tom can teach Harry about Power and Harry can teach Tom about Love.

Least favorite femslash/het/slash pairing? Why? Ginny/Hermione – Hermione’s straight. I’m sorry. At least with Ginny you can see stuff if you look, but not with Hermione. Ron/Harry – Not compatible unless Hermione is in there.